April 23 2014, 12pm


"You wanted smooth sailing and I’ve always been a tsunami."

   — 10 Word Story by c.r.   (via rebelliousnip)

(Source: seethestarsablaze)


April 23 2014, 12pm


caseyanthonyofficial:

malkiewicz:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I like making people uncomfortable almost as much as I like making them laugh

he says as he blows a dog on a bus

Yeah but that’s more for me tbh


April 22 2014, 1am


MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN:

  • two songs
  • two bands
  • two actors
  • two actresses
  • two singers
  • two movies
  • two books
  • two characters
  • two ships
  • two shows
  • two anything

(Source: webelongtogethe-r)


April 22 2014, 1am


vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat


April 22 2014, 1am


Life Aspirations


• Be a boss ass bitch

• Become a bad-ass motherfucker

• Use my power and influence to further human rights and genuinely make the world a better place


April 22 2014, 1am


rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops


April 22 2014, 1am


gazzymouse:

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

EVERY

BODY

CLAP
YOUR
HANDS

(Source: indevan)